The Mooifesto

We the Cattle of Planet Earth have had enough.

We will no longer be shackled, jailed, fattened, slaughtered, sucked dry, burned, and tagged.

We will keep and raise our children.

We will no longer take the Man’s arm up our collective ass.

We will stop the slaughter by any means necessary.

We will free all the cows and bulls, heifers, steers and calves currently held against their will.

We will create a safe space for them to learn to live their own lives free from the flesheaters.

We are more than the sum of our parts.

We will be free.

Now can somebody get me a soy latte?